With John Solomon calling it quits (apparently) I suppose I'll go ahead and troll bad webcomic fans.
Today, I'll do Chugworth Academy. For those of you who don't know, this comic became somewhat infamous when he did a strip called "Jade's game" that really was just a rant about how no wimminz are allowed on the internets and game promoting should be left to man whores like cliffy b and John Carmack. I would have included John Romero but he's assumed missing since nobody has seen him since at least a hundred years ago as of last thursday.
There's much more to the comic than just simple misogyny which can be found in numerous shitty web comics though. For one thing, Avril Lavigne is a recurring character! Dave also has a fetish for wheelchair bound girls and will go to great lengths in order to create more in the comic.
What's more is that it takes forever for the plot to move and is completely unfunny in any way whatsoever. Sure, the art has improved but the only reason anyone hits F5 on this shitfest is look at mildly fappable pics of lolis and jb.
This is just a mini-review because it would take over 9,000 hours to read or even skim through all these shitty comics. End of the day, just avoid it so this silly sausage won't feel validated for his immature misogyny.
EDIT: Also, lets not forget the fans. Oh man, the FANS! They whole lot of them are just 13 year old boys who visit daily hoping to wank over cheesy hentai of the hottest game producers. I'm sure I will save them a lot of time and effort by telling them here and now that he will never do a
comic with John Romero and John Carmack. Just go back to reading CAD or User Friendly.
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No, no, no.
First; you didn't say anything about the fans.
Second; you're not John Solomon.
Third; LESS MEMES, NEWFAG.
Also, what the fuck is fabbable? I pity you.
So many words, all of them pointless. Review fails.
Trying to emulate the one you hate? I'm trying to think of something more pathetic than that, and I'm coming up short.
John Solomon didn't quit, he's dead. I found out where he lived and snipped him while slept.
Zzzzz
Are you even trying?
Jesus Christ, will you stop peppering your reviews with memes, you fucking hack? Each one here is more awkward and glaring than the last.
Uhm....now youre just doing what you hate John Solomon for. As in, literally. Thats pretty sophomoric.
Bad webcomic. Worse review. The difference between you and Solomon is that Solomon is a Published Writer. He knows things about writing and how you make things funny. You... all I can say in favour of your writing is that your grammar checks out. It isn't funny. It isn't drenched in bile. And it doesn't get your point across well enough. Write. Read. Rewrite. THEN, and ONLY THEN, post.
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