CAD...LOL

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Rocket Fuel does not work this way, it is solid and built into the model rockets. Cutting off a piece would be incredibly dangerous and if you did take it out some and put it in a sterno can it wouldn't be all that explosive, more combustable really. He would likely suffer from burns and start a house fire.

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Everyone knew this was coming. Tim Fuckley cannot draw babies, or if he can they would have a vacant star with mouth constantly agate. Also, small infants cannot talk which would ruin his great walls of text. It was either going to be an abortion, the female would never give birth, or the whole ordeal would have existed in the imagination of the self-insertion character. Also, contrary to his Blog post, miscarriage can be blamed on someone since it can be caused by stress. Given the fact that the self-insertion character treats the female like crap on a daily basis and constantly puts everyone around him in danger I would say he's at fault.